W,W,A,T,M,F, Page 1

                                            CHAPTER 1
                                    (thats the ticket...........or card)
                                           

Char, a young boy in the rough parts of london woke up from his 4 poster bed,
and was greeted by a charming little robin sitting on his window sil on the opposite side of his room, he moved his hand under his pillow and revealed a blowpipe, remembering his boy scouts training of how to kill wild animals for the heck of it, took aim at the defenceless little bird, and fired.
Charles sniggered to himself as he hopped out of his bed to collect his prey, just as he got to the window his bedroom door swung open, wich made chars room shudder with the impact, making the scewered bird fall to the street below.

"BUGGER!" Char bellowed banging his fists repeatedly on the windowsil, he turned sharply to see his super obese mother just squeeze through the door frame
"CHARLESTON BLUCKETT!!" his mother shouted spitting bacon and egg butty at chars feet, he looked up at the inflated being and wiped a piece of chewed wet bread off his lip "what?", char said in an annoyed fashion, his mother slapped him on the back of the head and covered him in a second helping of breakfast, "COME DOWNSTAIRS ITS 2:00 IN THE AFTERNOON!!".

Char never liked his family, and they never liked him , he wasnt the most popular boy in school. either, as kids as young as six would come up to him bearing lighters and set his schoolbag alight (not for any reason, it was just funny), and thats how he got the nickname 'char', he dosent like to be called that name, he likes to be called charleston, or even better charles, so thats what the writer will call him, as hes a nice guy, so "charles" got dressed in upper class attire (as he was extremely wealthy, and made his way down stairs to his family, who were talikng about relationships.....as usual.