The Staring Contest

[On the top of the first panel it says "The Staring Contest", bastard scanner cut it off -_-]

mares and Gentlecolts, I present to you my very first Pony related Comic! XD, I could think of no better pony for this than Derpy ^^
, Her face gets more strained and contorted with every minute that passes, Desperately trying to keep her eyes open in order to win the staring contest........with a mirror

ALSO FIC WRITERS GET YOUR PENS OUT, THIS IS A STORY SO FUCKIN DEPRESSINGLY SAD IT WIPES IT'S ASS ON "MY LITTLE DASHIE", "SAYING GOODBYE" AND ALL THE REST!!!!!AND IT'S GOING ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!!!! [This stories ass is literally shitting so much feeling and sentiment!!!!]
Its a story called "The painting of the muffin family in derpy's house that is haunted for some reason", The gist of it goes like this [Get your kleenex out]
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While Derpy was competing against the mirror, She had no clue what was going on in the painting on the wall behind her, the painting of the muffin family, Mr Cinnamon muffin, Mrs Regular muffin, And baby blueberry Muffin.....

Baby Blueberry muffin asked her mother "Why am I a blueberry muffin?", Mrs Regular muffin replied "I had an affair, Mr cinnamon muffin is not your father, The news was all too much for Mr Cinnamon Muffin, so he jumped out of the painting and died!!!!

The End

Damn I'm such a visionary.......

My little pony friendship is magic belongs to Lauren Faust and Hasbro, Comic belongs to me! ;]