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The Staring Contest by megaphonnic The Staring Contest by megaphonnic
[On the top of the first panel it says "The Staring Contest", bastard scanner cut it off -_-]

mares and Gentlecolts, I present to you my very first Pony related Comic! XD, I could think of no better pony for this than Derpy ^^:iconderpydooplz:
, Her face gets more strained and contorted with every minute that passes, Desperately trying to keep her eyes open in order to win the staring contest........with a mirror

ALSO FIC WRITERS GET YOUR PENS OUT, THIS IS A STORY SO FUCKIN DEPRESSINGLY SAD IT WIPES IT'S ASS ON "MY LITTLE DASHIE", "SAYING GOODBYE" AND ALL THE REST!!!!!AND IT'S GOING ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!!!! [This stories ass is literally shitting so much feeling and sentiment!!!!]
Its a story called "The painting of the muffin family in derpy's house that is haunted for some reason", The gist of it goes like this [Get your kleenex out]:iconpinkiepiesad:
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While Derpy was competing against the mirror, She had no clue what was going on in the painting on the wall behind her, the painting of the muffin family, Mr Cinnamon muffin, Mrs Regular muffin, And baby blueberry Muffin.....

Baby Blueberry muffin asked her mother "Why am I a blueberry muffin?", Mrs Regular muffin replied "I had an affair, Mr cinnamon muffin is not your father, The news was all too much for Mr Cinnamon Muffin, so he jumped out of the painting and died!!!!

The End

Damn I'm such a visionary.......

My little pony friendship is magic belongs to Lauren Faust and Hasbro, Comic belongs to me! ;]
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:iconcheerfuldash:
CheerfulDash Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow! That`s great! Hahah. :D
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:iconmegaphonnic:
megaphonnic Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks man! :D
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poop556 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Student Digital Artist
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THE MUFFIN FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconmegaphonnic:
megaphonnic Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Sad day ;_;....
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katban Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
>.>
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HereticCZ Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013
Why Iīm not suprised...maybe beacuse itīs Derpy? At least she didnīt tried to beat fishes who can hold breath longer.

I can confirm this is actually very disturbing and depressing, essentially reflecting her madness in unbelievably grotesque sense for detail. After all, ALL your art is following this rule.
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megaphonnic Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
I couldn't think of any other pony more fitting than Derpy for this comic ;]
The fish idea is a good one but the staring contest with a mirror one doesn't result in death XD

thank you mate!, I listen to a lot of death metal when I draw these so I suppose the aggressive vibes soak into the page, as well as the gritty graphic novel style XD
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HereticCZ Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
NO pony could fit into this comics more than Derpy.
Mirror contest is priceless and funny, no matter how many times you use it :)

You sound like true artist :D
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:iconmegaphonnic:
megaphonnic Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Thank you mate, very kind ;] /)
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BB-K Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol, against herself. :XD:
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:iconmegaphonnic:
megaphonnic Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
I think it's best to leave her to it XD
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HareTrinity Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
One of these days you'll win, Derpy! =p

(Cool comic!) :D
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:iconmegaphonnic:
megaphonnic Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
She's a tryer ;] /)

Thanks friend!
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StoryPony Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
How do you manage to even do these expressions, mate~

That muffin story....I need to punch a wall to feel strong again T_T
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megaphonnic Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
I redraw them loads of times before I get the right look XD [I always start with the eyes then build the features around them], The fifth panel was a pain in the arse -_-

Seriously, My little Dashie has nothing on this ._., I was tearing up like a little girl when typing the story out
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StoryPony Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You should have a sketch page :3 A draft page to practice before the final~ That panel looks super crazy XD

This makes My Little Dashie look like a whiny fan fic...wait a minute.
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megaphonnic Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Xd Good idea!, That certainly is something to keep in mind! ;]

Not a fan of MLD? XD
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StoryPony Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The fic is WAAAAY too overrated, there are many more great ones out there that legitimately had me on the edge of my seat.
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megaphonnic Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
I agree, It was well written but I thought the actual concept of the story was stupid, I don't see why people found it so sad let alone cry over it 0_o
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StoryPony Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Dude, I have heard some online reads on youtube and there are these dudes breaking down and sniffling all over the blasted piece.
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megaphonnic Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
When I read this I thought you were kidding.....Then I checked, I know people get upset by different things, but what's the point in making a fool of yourself and crying over the internet about it?, It's just a cheesy story!, I also hear they're gonna do a movie on it ....
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RaenBoow Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Student Digital Artist
hahaha ^^ After basking in the really crazyass looking face in panel 5 I wondered what the pun would be. I did not see it coming xD :thumbsup:

But that touching story though Q______________________________________Q
I thought I had been hardened after seeing this tragic cake story: [link] but thanks to it my floodgates just opened up even wider and smeared my tearfilled sympathy all over the room. Then the flood spread uncontrollably over to the livingroom and drenched our unsuspecting dinnerguests. That was the last time I saw that dessertcake alive and not in a huge creamy puddle all over the floor. My dad tried to save it but it was too late - Just glimpsing the horrible scene portrayed infront of me made our dessertcake utterly depressed. It didn't even want to be saved anymore, and my father realized that as he dropped his hold over the tray on which the crying chocolate-tarté rested, for the very first and last time.....

With that said - I'm glad you explained wtf was happening in the back cause I was utterly confused XD Though I noticed that Mrs Regular Muffin had some vicious teeths in the second panel xD
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megaphonnic Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
XD, Took me a few tries to get panel five how I wanted it ;]

It took all my heartfelt sadness when I thought up the story "The painting of the muffin family in derpy's house that is haunted for some reason", I'm so happy that Imade someone feel ^^, Annnnnnd those are not teeth XD, it's the frilly edge from Mrs Regular Muffin's apron =p,
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JcosNeverExisted Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Funny! :D
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:iconmegaphonnic:
megaphonnic Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Thank you! /) ^^
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PaladinBrony Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
Poor Mr. Cinnamon muffin!
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:iconmegaphonnic:
megaphonnic Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
I'm sure he was a decent muffin :(, Now he's in a better place
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PonyMystic Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
rofl
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:iconmegaphonnic:
megaphonnic Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
/) ^^ thanks!
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PonyMystic Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
yw
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Ryugaknight Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
I love that To-Do list.
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:iconmegaphonnic:
megaphonnic Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Well Derpy needs to keep her daily hectic schedule in check XD, Cheers! /)
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Scratch213 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
the Fifth panel scares me. XD
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megaphonnic Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Yay!! ^^, Then I done my job : D
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Scratch213 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
You're... welcome?
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:iconmegaphonnic:
megaphonnic Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
With my art I try try to aim as far away from Cute as I can ^^
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RaenBoow Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I've NOTICED! O__O xD
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megaphonnic Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
XD, Well I did try to go for cute in the first two panels....then I slipped XD
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BR0KENMUS1CB0X Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
:iconheavyplz::iconsaysplz: Muffin is spy!
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:iconmegaphonnic:
megaphonnic Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
:iconheavysadplz::iconsaysplz: Muffin is dead spy
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BR0KENMUS1CB0X Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
:icontf2sniperplz::iconsaysplz: That's the only good spy there is.
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megaphonnic Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
D:....What are we gonna do?!
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BR0KENMUS1CB0X Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
:iconheavyplz::iconsaysplz: I know! Let's ask Sandvich!
:iconsandvichplz::iconsaysplz: ...
:iconheavyplz::iconsaysplz: What's that, Sandvich? Kill them all?! Good idea!
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Masdragonflare Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
must likely xD
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WeirdPonyGuy Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
Mr muffin is an irresponsible father who left his wife and child to starve inside a painting. Soon he will face the consequences when Derpy gets to the number 2 of her TO DO list...

It could sound weirder. Maybe.
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megaphonnic Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Mr Cinnamon Muffin will certainly face the wrath of Derpy after not being there to support his kid!, Rainbow Dash will have to wait to see derpy derp later!
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Photonicsoup Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
As far as first attempts at a comic go, I'd say this is pretty damn good.!
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megaphonnic Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks mate! ^^ I actually posted up comic strips when I first joined the site, [They were crappily drawn stupid strips of me brutaly murdering disney stars, I was 15 mind you XD...., I only spent like 2 hours on each page, This one is just more than 10], But for as long as I can remember I've been drawing up stupid little comics,

It would be cool to get back to it now I've developed a style ;], I now take my work more seriously than I used to
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Saga-Sage Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
Well. Sounds like they need more than marriage counseling. I know a guy who may be able to help... but he's more on the down low than anything. ~shifty stare back and forth~ They call him, the Muffin Man.
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megaphonnic Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
HAH! XD, He's that good Huh?, Too bad Mr Cinnamon muffin cannot be alive to see him....unless Derpy Rebuilds him 0_o
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