Sketchy paid me $30 for this

I could accept this as even, But why should I?, THIS IS FUCKING WAR! >: |

I did this comic because:

Hope you like it twat!

Dialogue:

1. *YAWN*  Gee golly whizz! what an awesome dream!I love dreaming of worldwide gun amnesties because firearms are dangerous and scary!

2. Wow I feel hung over! No more lemonade for me!I think I'll go for a ride in my Prius, because Gas Guzzlers and Muscle Cars are icky and bad for the environment! Also, Classic American cars suck balls!

3. Jumping Jellynoodles! Justin Biebers new album is so radical and far out! The Prius engine is so quiet I can hear every word!

4. Wowee! a girl greaser! Her boobies are bigger than mine!I must ask her out!

5. AND SHE LOOKS LIKE TWILIGHT!!

6. Hey Twi! Let's do the traditional greaser mating dance!

7. WE GO TOGETHER LIKE A WALLA WALLA WALLA WALLA BING DA BING DA BONG! [this song www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pyA6j… Due to all the research I've been doing about greaser culture (and becomimg somewhat of an expert in the area) I have gathered that this is indeed the ceremonial greeting for a would be greaser couple. It's also how the Luna's Angels were formed]

8. Yay! you're now pregnant! The Lunas Angels must know!

9. We're Pregnant!      LIEKZOMGYAY!

10. Oh woweewow! She's so adorable! Let's call her Celestia! I love my new family!

11. I'm late for work!

12. *Wig=off, Black T-Shirt=on*

13. Hi Megaphonnic! I'm Sketchy....I mean Rick, welcome to Pawn Stars! here's a picture of my daughter Celestia! I'm married to Twilight, Lol.

So as you can see it's a very mature piece ^^. I was laughing my ass off while drawing this, Sketchy, You're a good bloke! You know I'm only messing with ya! ;]