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breaking wind hsm parodyT: Were borin', tryin
theres not a song in heaven
that we can sing

G: If we strain
then were breakin' wind

T: The world dont want to hear us
cos were gay thats basically whay we are

G: We wait till someones between us
then we do a fart

both: But your farts make me sick
and i cant breathe

{chorus}

T: were breakin wind

G: were borin

T: tryin

both: theres not a song in heaven
that we can sing

T: OOOoooh were breakin wind

G: gnnnnn! *phoot*

T: can you feel it brewing
like a bowel a horse just cannot control

G: Worried by a feeling
gnnnnn! *phoot* in our very bowels

both

donny the borderline sychoticDonny was a little mouse
he hadnt any mates
because he is the the type of rodent
everybody hates

He wasnt scared of anything
not dogs, snakes ,birds, or cats
he once went down a sewage pipe
and beat up hoards of rats

Donny was a sychopath
he lived inside a cage
abandoned from the outside world
because of his murderous rage

Until one rainy foggy night
donny left his cell
he ran into the gloomy street
to unleash his mousy hell

He went into a corner shop
to buy a pound of cheese
the shop asisstant looked at him
and collapsed upon his knees

"I beg you mr donny
i have two daughters and a wife
just take the cheese and go

what am iThe snow falls softly on her cheek
she cannot move
she cannot speak

Some say shes been there for a while
with her granite hair
and her concrete smile

The way she stands there not to blink
she cannot see
she cannot think

just stands there...
waiting for nothing...
for no reason-
just there
watching the sun and moon greet and depart
watching with no breath or beating heart
just there
same expression on her face
standing there with artistic grace
just there....
going nowhere....
seeing nothing....
waiting, for the next day to come.

for shiniCOCKNEY WHAT IT MEANS
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Abergavenny penny
Alan Whickers knikers
Adam and eve believe
Airs and graces 1.faces 2. braces 3.horse races
Apples and pairs stairs
Apple tart fart
Babys pram jam
Backseat driver lazy person (skiver)
Ball of chalk 1.walk

my dog did itIt was late at night
my dog and me
were resting, relaxing
and watching TV

Then all of a sudden
emerged a pong
nothing like starwars
this force was strong

It seeped into the up-holstery
and onto the floor
it dodged all the exits
and passed the door

It crawled up my body
and entered my nose
i clenched my fists
and curled my toes

I couldent breathe
i couldent speak
i'd be tasting that fart
for at least a week

i was on the floor
writhing and turning
i was feeling sick
and my eyes were burning

My dog sensed danger
and left the room
and left its poor owner
in a guff filled doom

just you and meIf i were a bird i whould sing to you
If i were a star i'd watch over you
If i were the ocean, i'd carry you to the shore

If i were the wind i whould lift you
If i were a song i'd comfort you
If i were with you, your troubles will be no more

If you were with me i'd love you
If you were down i'd be there for you
If you were scared, i'd get you through the storm......

......You are the world........

........and i am the force that holds you........

............I am the love deep within you............

..................set me free...............

.....................so i can be by your side........

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Braeburn inked versionby *megaphonnic

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The Protagonist for my future Tumblr "The fall and rise of Braeburn" ;], [Those of you who voted "stallion" on my poll, give yourselves a pat on the back!],
BRAEBURN EVERYONE!!!, i inked/coloured it because partly to make up for the crap line drawing i did, also because i love The graphic novel style of art [i'm a big fan of Transmetropolitan] so i tried to give it a comic book style, (and yes i am aware that i cannot draw smoke), This will be one of the very few coloured pictures i will do so make the most of it ;], When i actually get to do my tumblr it will all be pencil [drawing like this takes a lot of time], Took abooouuuttt....12-14 hours of work, i'll submit the Detailed Graphite version Later.

MLP FIM belongs to Lauren faust and hasbro

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~schneelocke Jun 28, 2012

Ah, that's great!

He really reminds of a pony version of Freewheelin' Franklin!

*megaphonnic Jun 29, 2012 Professional Traditional Artist

*eagerly searches freewheelin' franklin' to see what he looks like* Woah he has a big nose 0_o, i bet he can smell into the future! XD, He looks.... a lot like my pic 0.o, wow, i suddenly feel like an accidental plagirist XD