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A Brony goes to Ponyville and Scares Everyone p16

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Brownie gazed longingly at the Golden Fedora that sat proudly glowing in the levitating box "Galloping Gravybuns! is that for me!?". Celestia gave a single nod with a calm and warming smile. Brownie pressed his hands so hard on either side of his cheeks his face like like a meaty Walnut. He gleefully farted a high pitched note that seemed to sound higher the more he squeezed the fat in his face together. After what appeared to be a rather long three minutes, he finally let go, allowing his flabby skin to softly slap back into place. "Mr Brownie" Celestia interjected. "This Element carries great importance, it is in fact more powerful than the Elements of harmony themselves. and you should take great care when using it" Celestia was about to carry on with this vital information, until Brownie gave a quick "K Thanks!" kissed Celestia on the cheek, Grabbed the box and waddle-ran to the door eager to try out the Fedora. "Savior of Equestria you say?" Discord remarked to Celestia who was vigorously scrubbing her cheek with the brillo pad that he so kindly gave her.

Brownie waddled down the halls, Box under his arm and an even bigger and frankly more disturbing smile on his face. He found himself stopping outside Cadence and shining armours room, and thought He'd show off his new item of clothing to the happy and sexy couple. With no regard or consideration for the surrounding rooms, he banged so loud it sounded as if an Elephant fell down a wooden Staircase. He heard commotion behind the door. It finally swung open, a petrified Cadence stood before him "WHAT'S WRONG!?" She noticed it was just Brownie so she regained herself, but still had an air of caution about her. Brownie invited himself in and flopped on their bed "You'll never guess what I've got from Celestia!" Cadence looked at her golden hoof cuffs and mournfully closed the door "-Umm"
"What are you dong here?" Shining armour walked out of the room from behind his wife, "Get up and get out!".

Brownie sat up and put on his Fedora not caring at all that he was not welcomed. "Pretty neat huh!" he said as he sat it on his greasy head. Shining stormed over to him "Lock the door Cadence!" Cadence looked concerned "Don't hurt him Shining!" Shining Armour lunged at Brownie and pressed him against the bedpost, his hoof across Brownies man tits. "Listen close, and listen good, because I'm only gonna say this once! If you think you're going to get respect out of me then you have another thing coming!, I'm the captain of the Royal Guard, Me and my troops are more than capable of taking care of what happens in our world!"-Shining pressed harder against brownies chest, Though shorter of breath Brownie kept smiling, Cadence looked more concerned, hoof now covering her mouth.

Shining armours eyes narrowed, on his hind legs he was several feet taller than a human, so to any other man this would have been a rather intimidating experience. He spoke louder and more authoritively "I've spent YEARS of my life training and working hard to preserve the safety of the Equestrian streets, and who they send? This freak piece of shit!" Cadence gasped "Shining please! You're scaring me!" Shining armour ignored his wife's pleas and leaned in closer, the weight of him was bearing more on Brownies chest that his smile faltered and he spluttered slightly "If you go as far as to even be in the same room again as me or my wife, I will not be held responsible for my actions"-

"That won't be necessary Shining armour, release him immediately!"
Shining turned sharply to see Luna glaring at him, he looked back at Brownie mouthing the words "Watch your back" before letting him go. He then walked over to Luna and bowed his head "Your Highness, I apologise for my actions and beg your forgiveness" Luna ignored him and walked over to Brownie placing her wing around him and pulling him close to her. "Save your insulting apologies Shining Armour, This isn't the way I expect our Captain or the Royal guard to act. The next time I see or hear you causing Mr Brownie any trouble or discomfort, even if you speak any ill of him to anyone, then consider yourself relieved of your position, do I make myself Clear?" Shining armour lowered his head "Yes your highness", Luna turned her Gaze to Cadence eyes glazed with tears and face filled with fear. The night princess shook her head "I'm very disappointed, this will not be forgotten"
and with that, she led Brownie outside the room and shut the door behind her.

"Are you Okay Mr Brownie?" Brownie looked up at Luna, His smile returned "Gee whizz, Shining armour sure was mad huh?" Luna placed her hoof on his shoulder and half smiled. "I apologise for what you had to endure, I wish I was with you sooner. It was lucky My sister sent me to follow you shortly after you left. Shining armour has been extremely loyal to his duties, he is a fine captain, But it's his pride that is his biggest downfall, after hearing that we'll be needing some outside help to heighten our chances of defeating Sombra and Chrysalis, He didn't take the news that well, he was positive that his army was fully equipped to take on these two threats, but it will take much more than an army to face off with these two powerful beings"
Brownie walked silently down the hall Luna by his side. They both reached a Balcony and looked over the beautiful horizon, and bustling town below. The warm, bright sun enveloped them both as they just stood, taking in the scenery.

"There's something you must know about the Fedora Mr Brownie. Something You clearly found out after facing Shining armour like that. The element contained in the Fedora, does not only highten the element of Spaghetti you already posess. But it also contains a defence mechanism  that increases your ability to tolerate and love. Though Shining may have been trying to break you, it was the power in your Fedora that made you put up with the abuse" Brownie held the golden fedora in front of him, the sunlight glinted off the rim as if it was made of liquid, "What about the love part" Brownie Questioned Luna coughed awkwardly and looked at the floor, pointing her hoof to Brownies lower regions, he looked down to see he had a raging boner. Brownie looked back up at an embarrassed lune, and farted, Twice.
BROWNIES BACK!!, 

Now equipped with his Golden Fedora [and nearly getting the shit kicked out of him by shining armour] Our Element of Spaghetti is back on track and ready to fight the evils of Equestria! YAYYYYYY!!! : D
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