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DISNEY BOY PENCIL SHARPENERS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

the jonas brothers pencil sharpeners

the more you twist, the further it goes in XDDDDDDDDD

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ow, ow!, OW!! ><

Thu Nov 19, 2009, 1:43 PM
  • Mood: Christmas Spirited
  • Listening to: shimmy -soad
  • Reading: transmetropolitan
  • Watching: the godfather
  • Playing: my bass/ god of war
  • Eating: paper
  • Drinking: all the liquid in the world
greetings all ye friends of thee!!!!

when i was in london on my last day, i tripped up [clumsy sod of the year ¬¬] and scraped the skin off my knuckle, didnt hurt, im a big country lad, i can handle a few cuts and bruises, a few days after i scraped it against the wall and ripped the scab off, and just today when the new scab was forming, i ran up the stairs and punched the corner of the wall tearing it off again and it bled XD, SO IT WAS 3 TIMES ON THE SAME PLACE >< IN THE SAME WEEK!!......ugh ¬¬, so heres some quizzed i pilfered:

BOYISH SIDE:
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans [i wear nothing but]
[x] Dogs are better than cats
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team
[x] Shopping is torture
[x] Sad movies stink [more than these socks ive had on for a week]
[x] You owned an x box [x-box sucks PLAYSTATION RUUUULES!!!!..i played on one though]
[XXXX] You played with Hot Wheels cars as a kid [AND MICRO MACHINES!!!!!! :lol:]
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
[x] You own a DS, PS2, or Sega
[X] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers [..heh....i liked the red one ^^;]
[x] You watch sports on TV [olympics]
[x] Gory movies are cool
[x] You own, like, a trillion baseball caps [about 8]
[x] You used to/do collect football cards [english football yeah, but i never liked football]
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear [better than pussy skinny ones]
[x] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people [even wirder if they're the same gender 0o]
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors [red!]
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think
[x] Sports are fun [some]
[x] You talk with food in your mouth hey sometimes swallowing has to wait 0o]
[x] You sleep with your socks on at night [only in winter]

24/24 HELL YEAH!!

GIRLY SIDE
[] You love to shop
[] You wear eyeliner
[] You wear the color pink
[] You consider cheerleading a sport[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA AAAA]
[] You hate wearing the color black
[] You like going to the mall
[] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[] You always carry your cell phone/lip gloss/purse with you
[X] You like wearing jewelry [they're all hand me downs from my dad and uncles]
[/] You cried watching The Notebook [i whouldent say cried, but i couldent get it out of my bloody head for weeks, DAMMIT ELLI!! ><]
[] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
[] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies [how could you possibly call shopping a hobby?! IT'S FRIGGIN TORTURE!!]
[XXXXXXX] You don't like the movie Star Wars
[] You are/were in gymnastics/dance
[] It takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed [one for each?]
[] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[] You care about what you look like
[] You like wearing dresses when you can
[x] You like movies [man films]
[x] You used to play with dolls as little kid [action man]
[] You like putting make-up on others
[] You like being the star of everything
[] Pink is one of your favorite colors

3 and a half/24 *farts*

Do you find it hard to trust others?
if ive known them for quite a while

What were you doing at 4am this morning?
dreaming about wrestling cameron diaz in a pool of custard XD

Does anyone call you babe or baby?
if they did ill beat the living crap outta them XD

Do people ever call you by your last name?
at school yeah

Are you wearing any clothes that don't belong to you?
only a small ammount of my clothes are bought for me, the rest are hand me downs

What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
my little panda, i was chewing its ears XD

What are you listening to?
myself singing supertramp 0o "TAKE A GANDER, ACROSS THE WATER, I CAN SEE AMERICA!!"

What's the very first thing you do when you wake up?
stretch, yawn, fart and scratch

Do you ever think "what if" about anything?
yeah "so what if i used to put my sisters dresses on and play with her polly pocket"

Are you happy with the way things are going?
give or take ^^

Are you nice to everyone?
as nice as i can be :3

Do you play with dead bugs?
DONT GET ME STARTED!! i used to torture them as a kid *ahem* [i was only 6-8 mind]
ANTS: eat them, squash them, drown them, when i was a baby i sat on a nest and they all crawled up my arse ¬¬
MAGGOTS: i used to smash open my dogs bones and eat them
FLIES/BEES/WASPS/BUTTERFLIES/MOTHS; pull their wings off and drop kick them, eat them
SPIDERS: same, eat them
SNAILS: break off their shells, drop kick them over the fence, pour salt on them, throw them against the wall, eat them
SLUGS: drop kick them, salt them, stamp them, eat them
WORMS: skewer them on twigs and turn them inside out, pull them apart, eat them, tie them in knots, stamp them, throw them down drains, dropkick them

but now i just leave them be XD

What do you usually do when the clock turns 11:11?
strip naked, and dance to shakira ¬¬

Do you care too much/not at all/just enough?
just enough ^^

Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with the letter S?
grandma sue ^^ LOVE YOU NANNY!! <3

Can money buy happiness?
cant buy you love, cant buy you friends, cant buy you family, so no ^^

Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a conversation with?
My sister

What are you wearing on your feet?
homer simpson socks, converse trainers

How old do you look?
18 XD

Do you think you'll be married in 5 years?
NOOOOOOOOOO way to early

Does anyone think you are an asshole?
theres a list XD

Are you close with your dad?
much more now ^^

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! ya think? ¬¬

Do you have children?
WAY TOO YOUNG!! XD

Last time you laughed really hard?
watching a burp/fart dub on youtube

Any plans for tomorrow?
Lets see..friday?, .......nah XD

You have to get a piercing, what do you get?
no XD

Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Ive always loved them and always will

Do you want your life to stay the way it is right now forever?
nah, i aint famous yet XD

Are you a bad influence?
could be, but i havent been told so :shrug:

Have you ever been called a bitch?
0o

Are you excited about anything?
christmas !!!!!!

When was the last time you were unhappy with your life?
*goes all emo*, i saw a leaf the other day.......then someone stepped on it WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH FEEL SORRY FOR ME!! *cut* XD




well there you go folks ^^

deviantID

im 18, im a bassplayer [with an giant red "L" plate XD], i listen to a lot of rock, metal and punk
i hate disney channel [with a flaming passion]
i hate todays world
i hate todays fashions
i hate emos
i hate chavs
i hate todays music
but dont let any of that sway you XD, i like a laugh, (giving them out or taking them), i love my friends ^^, never had a girlfriend but i dont really care :),
my birthday is on the 5th of march, so if you dont wish me a good one ill come round your house and leave a flaming bag of dog turd on your porch, ring the bell and bugger off,

i love playing videogames {rockstar games are the best} :salute:, i enjoy listening to music, drawing , painting, writing, playing my bass, eating, sleeping and taking a dump =p

feel free to browse through my gallery ^^, im not one of these whiny little pillarks who cry if you fave and dont comment, so fave and run if you want XD, comments are good also, ^^ gives me something to read =p

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: ENGLAND!!!!
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: THE SIZE OF A MAN!!!!!!!!!
  • Print preference: ........YEAH!
  • Interests: BASS GUITAR, GIRLS, HATING THE DISNEY CHANNEL ETC
  • Favourite movie: WICHEVER ONES ARE GOOD ENOUGH
  • Favourite band or musician: TOO MANY TO LIST XD
  • Favourite genre of music: ROCK/PUNK/METAL
  • Favourite artist: ME
  • Favourite poet or writer: MYSELF
  • Favourite photographer: AND I
  • Favourite style of art: EVERYTHING :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:&a
  • Operating System: LAPTOP....that always buggers up 0o
  • MP3 player of choice: I-POD NANO 2ND GENERATION!!!!
  • Shell of choice: HUMANS HAVE SKIN MORON!!
  • Wallpaper of choice: the boring microsoft one *does a random dance to cheer you up*
  • Skin of choice: im white :D
  • Favourite game: kiss chase, but there are no girls to play that with (DAMMIT)
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2 DS
  • Favourite cartoon character: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE as in my comic ^^
  • Personal Quote: if it can be done DO IT, if it could be done TRY IT, if it cant be done SCREW IT
  • Tools of the Trade: my head, my pencil, my rubber, pens, colours, all other art utensils ^^

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:iconlieutenantgorillaz:
[link] Put it on 27 seconds.

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Envy not the sinner - Who knows what awaits him :skull:

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My Pokemon Diamond Friendcode is : 3309 1144 6212

Bring it on... :threaten:
:iconmegaphonnic:
0o........i wanna kiss it

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Get a haircut
and grow a set of balls
:iconlieutenantgorillaz:
Ain't it cute? ^^

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Envy not the sinner - Who knows what awaits him :skull:

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My Pokemon Diamond Friendcode is : 3309 1144 6212

Bring it on... :threaten:
:iconmegaphonnic:
yeah XD

check this out XDDD [link]

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Get a haircut
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:iconamaranthine-immortal:
You play bass? Me too! Whooooo
You seem pretty awesome

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It seems I have no raison d'être...
:iconmegaphonnic:
YESS!! XD, BASS ROCKS! *high five*

awwww thanks love XD, i try ^^

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Get a haircut
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:iconlieutenantgorillaz:
Funny Tomb raider ^^ [link]

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Envy not the sinner - Who knows what awaits him :skull:

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My Pokemon Diamond Friendcode is : 3309 1144 6212

Bring it on... :threaten:
:iconshinigami-hikari:
Miiike! How's life?

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you have been followed back to the same place I sat with you drink for drink
:iconmegaphonnic:
GREEEEEEAT!!!! how's yours? :lol:

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Get a haircut
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:iconshinigami-hikari:
lumpy, thanks!

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