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It could have been part of an old tyre swing, or a marker on a tree for someone who lost their way. All the opposing options in my head were running short, but disappeared quickly when I saw the noose on the other end.“The council or forestry commission must've taken the animal away” Ned said as I shone my torch on the old rope he was holding. “Why didn't they remove the rope?” I added, Ned just shrugged “Beats me, come on, lets get moving, We might find more stuff like this.” We were walking for what seemed like a good half a mile, Ned finally decided this was a good place to set up camp, It was a nice clearing, enough room for two tents and a fire anyway. Once we both gathered some dead wood and made a fire I felt more at ease, the dark foreboding and unwelcoming aura of the forest seemed to melt away into the fire, as the flames licked the wood and danced under the branches of the surrounding conifers.

We both took this time to look through our bags and get our gear out, Tents, food, sleeping bags were obviously the main priority, We pitched our tents so they were facing each other, the fire crackling and spitting between us, the flickering dull light was enough for us to see what we were doing. We thought it best to conserve our torches. Once done we cleared some of the woodland debris out from under us and took a seat on the floor. Though the fire was burning and I had company, there was still that heavy feeling of paranoia, to be honest I think that rope contributed a great deal to what I was feeling. I tried to put it at the back of my mind and attempted to allow my natural cynical scepticism to drown my discomfort. “Marshmallow?” Ned asked as he pushed a half eaten family sized bag in my face. “Yeah, uh sure!” I responded taking a handful and started  searching for a twig, Ned cleared his throat and passed me a wooden chopstick from his backpack “There's nothing to be scared of out here mate”.

“Scared?” why do you think that? I responded somewhat defensively. Ned went back to impaling 5 marshmallows on his chopstick “I've known you for years, I can tell when something's on your mind, That rope could have just been a marker  or something Some people like to go rambling or hiking and tie something to a tree so they don't get lost.” It was weird hearing Ned talk like this, usually he'd call me a pussy or something, but it was a rare occasion seeing him react this maturely. Maybe because he wasn't with our other mates, maybe he felt something discomforting in this forest too, who knows? We spent the majority of the night having a laugh, cracking open a few beers, and reminiscing. My anxieties just disappeared. It was getting on for later hours and we decided to call it a night. We both said our good nights and went into our tents. The beer was doing a good job in making me forget about my worries, I slid into my sleeping bag and turned off my lantern, and fell asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow.

I awoke with a start, did I hear something? I looked at my watch, I've been asleep for about 1 and a half hours, I sat quietly seeing if the sound didn't come from my dream, I suddenly heard the cracking of distant branches, something was out there. I wanted to shout to Ned, but didn't want to draw attention. I reached over slowly to grab my torch, as soon as I gripped it, the sound emerged again. That howl....the howl from my dream, the muffled gargled call that I hoped never to hear again. I was terrified but I slowly managed to crawl to the zip, my body seemed stiff and heavy, and it seemed like it took forever to get to the opening, I unzipped about an inch and peeped out, pitch darkness is all that greeted me, I heard another howl coming from the west, a more shrill whistling shriek like one. That was accompanied by deeper one to the east, this one sounded closer, then more howls arose from different areas around me, I was surrounded my a demonic choir, I fumbled with the torch trying to find the switch in the dark, I unzipped the opening to my tent another 4 inches and shone my torch out, The whole area was filled with a thick fog, the air was still and it took my eyes a few moments to adjust. The howling slowly died as my torch light shone, I focussed the light  slightly to the right, towards Neds tent. It was wide open, and his sleeping bag was splayed out on the ground.

God damnit....

Journal Entry: Wed Oct 15, 2014, 1:19 PM
Yo Ho fiddly dee! by megaphonnic
Yo Ho fiddly dee!
Just when :iconkatputze: and :iconsketchywolf-13: thought they could get away with that cute little picture, I thought I'd target them with my first Sketch Assassination! [SEE!? I ACTUALLY WENT THROUGH WITH AN IDEA!! :D] My other three O.C's didn't take very kindly to the way their bro was treated, so they decided to send you all off a big fuckin cliff!

Lardarse (My all powerful Alicorn O.C who is more powerful than any other Alicorn ever, has every single mare including your O.C's lusting over him and every stallion including your O.C's wishing to kill themselves because they'll never be as amazing and as godly as him) is crushing Kat and in turn pushing the car off [consider yourself lucky Kat, there's no mare alive who wouldn't want to motorboat Lardarse McLazybollocks!]

Face Ache is burning Sketchy alive in his little car with a flamethrower

and Naggie (After smashing Rarity's face in with a bat against Sketchy's little car) is taking a selfie so she can remember the fun we all had together ^_^

Love you! xxxx <3
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Megaphonnics Sketch Assassinations

Journal Entry: Wed Oct 8, 2014, 2:45 PM
Your name here: Page 2 by megaphonnic
Your name here: Page 2
Panels get progressively worse because it just shows how many fucks I give about this comic

And yes the Lesbian bar is called "Qulitte Liquor" I demand a huge parade in my honour of my originality.

better art will come after this.





I need a drink....


And I spelled "Weird" wrong.
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God damnit....

Journal Entry: Wed Oct 15, 2014, 1:19 PM

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Mike
Artist | Professional | Traditional Art
United Kingdom
Fan love:
Revenge of the Harmony: Page. 49 by StoryPony [BPH Reference], Hearts Warming Party by Sketchywolf-13, Friendship Is GTA by Sketchywolf-13, Blunderbolts Catastrophe by Daniel-SG Contest Prize: Lardarse and Faceache by StoryPony Contest Prize: Beneath the Branches by StoryPony Happy Birthday, Poko and Phonnic! by StoryPony Happy B-day Megaphonnic by CalicoChris My Buddies: Hug 1 by StoryPonySketchy VS The Navy by Sketchywolf-13
ICONS!!!! Thanks to :iconraenboow:
:iconlardarserusplz: : iconlardarserusplz: [One of my 3 O.C's Lardarse Mclazybollocks]
:iconscootscepticplz: : iconscootscepticplz: [Featured in my Piece "Dashie Does Docon"
"If it can be done, Do it!
If it could be done, Try it!
If it Can't be done, Fuck it!"

I became part of the mlp fim following in between the first and second season, the shows okay but the fandom....bleh

If you want cutesy pony art that's just like the show or artwork where you can gaze lustfully at a cartoon ponies genitals and stomach tits, you're on the wrong page,

I draw sometimes in pencil, sometimes in inks, My style is greatly inspired by the 90's graphic novel style, Also in hyper realism, I also dabble in a bit of Grimdark as well, and not the lame ass, wimpy "Cupcakes" and "Rainbow factory" shit

100% Traditional art!!!, No computer sorcery here!

I'm taking Commissions!!!, Traditional art of the Highest quality at very cheap prices!!

I've noticed some work of mine on other brony sites, as long as you link back to my page then that's cool with me! /)
Interests

NYYYAAAAA FUCK!! What do you want to see?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcoCCo… 

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2 deviants said Next page to "Hide and Seek" [NEW O.C CHARACTERS, AND CANON CHARACTERS!!]
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2 deviants said Next page to "Your Name Here" [MORE OF LAMEBOW'S DUMB ADVENTURE]
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2 deviants said New draft comic page to celebrate the release of the new EQG movie [LARDARSE MCLAZYBOLLOCKS IS THE STAR]

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BlueHorizon89 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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BlueHorizon89 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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BlueHorizon89 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
They're taking over the world...www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv8q8e…
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megaphonnic Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Imq3Hq…  ERRMAGERD DIDNEY WORL!!!!! :3
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BlueHorizon89 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That was lovely :)
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StoryPony Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Here ya go~

Lardarse the Charmer by StoryPony
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Sketchywolf-13 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Do you have a skype?
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megaphonnic Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
again, I do! ^^
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Sketchywolf-13 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
send me yours viva note, duh
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